"we didn't get to the top of the food chain sucking on sour grapes"

my thoughts on nazi-veganism

A Joke I made...

Client: So you've been in the ad business for 5 years now. Do you expect a lot of future growth?

Ad Firm Exec: Yes, we do. Our forecast analyst has nothing but great things to say.

Client: I think I'll come back then.

Ad Firm Exec: Oh, And why's that, if I may ask?

Client: Well, as an Ad business I figure you ought to be *New!* & *Improved!* by then.